January 14, 2010


Filed under: China,politics — Kim @ 4:29 pm

People who use lolwut and multiple exclamation marks are either twatwits or wannabe wind-up merchants. But when I read the following widely circulated quote I had an epileptic LOLWUT!!! moment.

Foreign ministry spokeswoman Jiang Yu said on Thursday that “China’s Internet is open”.

And I am Marie of Romania.

It must be said though that Little Miss “pants are on fire” is rather fetching, in that buttoned-up and stern-looking Chinese way


A shame then that her fair face doth hide what the false heart doth know.

The question is, if she tells such huge lies so brazenly won’t she lose face? She has lost the trust of anyone who knows anything about the internet, that’s for sure.

No no no. She can’t be serious. It would just be too stupid, too embarassing. In modern 21st century China, even the lumbering old CCP has progressed past that level of inanity and/or shamelessness. Yes, I can see now that her quote was a sneaky postmodern humorous allusion to the crassness of the bad old days of Cultural Revolution propaganda. If you look at her carefully, she’s definitely smirking. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLTWAT


  1. FIRST!

    People who say or write ‘lolwut’ are frikkin’ cool. People who write ‘lolwat’ are not so cool.

    Comment by Sean — January 15, 2010 @ 12:28 pm

  2. But the people who type FIRST! on blogs and comment boards are the coolest.

    Comment by your ex-lackey — January 21, 2010 @ 12:37 pm

  3. OMG!! Only two people read my blog and they are both Canukians!
    Where did it all go wrong?

    Comment by Kim — January 21, 2010 @ 2:05 pm

  4. Maybe if you wrote something more often than once every 4 months more people would read it. As it stands, only Canucks freezing through a long, cold, and dark winter can still be bothered to read your very very occasional musings and bladderment.

    Remember quantity has a quality all its own.

    Comment by your ex-lackey — January 23, 2010 @ 10:21 pm

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