January 26, 2008

China Bashing

Filed under: China, blogs, culture, east-west, teaching — Kim @ 7:07 pm

Next semester at my university I’m going to be offering an optional course for 3rd and 4th year English language majors on “China through Western Eyes.” It will feature old chestnuts from culture studies like Edward Said and Stuart Hall, as well as well-established old China hands like Matteo Ricci, Pearl Buck, and the wonderful Peter Hessler.

But for the bulk of the course I intend to use stuff from the English-language Chinese blogosphere, so I’d appreciate any tips on what you think would be the the most meaty posts for my students to sink their teeth into. There’s a “list challenge” there…what would be your top-ten of recent posts you think would be most edifying/interesting for Chinese readers?

And I must confess to a bit of a worry. Namely that some students are going to get upset and possibly confrontational when faced with what they perceive as “China bashing.”

I’m really hoping to be proved wrong on this, but it seems to me very likely that an awful lot of Chinese would consider an awful lot of what is written about their country in the English-language China blogosphere to be “China bashing.” But then I would immediately follow that by saying that I think they are wrong. Most of it is not China bashing, it is simply criticism of China. There’s certainly no shortage of griping and venting, but so what? That’s life, and that’s certainly the blogosphere, and most of it is not meant to be offensive, I think. Though some of it clearly is, of which more later.

Most of the blogs I read, and certainly all the ones I respect, are critical of China because they like it here and they want to see things improve. And just to make it clear, we don’t just like it here…we like Chinese! (I can never say that without thinking of the Monty Python song.)

And it should also be said that most of the time the criticism is aimed at the party (the old and venerable “I hate/blame the bloody government” syndrome) and in my book to criticize any government of any nation is completely justified and in fact should be a mandatory duty for all good citizens. So any Chinese who gets upset at criticism of the CCP can go get a life.

A definition might be helpful here then. By China bashing I mean racist, mean-spirited, unconstructive criticism of Chinese.

Incidentally, I wouldn’t include misanthropic, grumpy, or satirical stuff in the above, although there is certainly a fine line sometimes. Where to place some of the old “Yellow Wings” posts? How to explain to an angry student that I find the definition “Han-dicapped (Adj): An inability to complete tasks and function properly because one is born Han Chinese” to be pretty funny? Surely they couldn’t deny that it’s witty!

One of the things I hope to do in my course is to problematise the concept of patriotism. As Samuel Johnson so splendidly put it, patriotism is often “the last refuge of the scoundrel” and another quote I’ll definitely be using is from Bo Yang’s “The Ugly Chinaman And The Crisis Of Chinese Culture.” (Thanks to the Stranded Mariner for this one.)

“Chinese people go overboard with their patriotism, to the point where even the most trivial act is a matter of patriotism. As a result of ‘loving their country’ so much, they have literally loved China to death. They ought to stop loving China so much. China doesn’t need that much love. Or if Chinese have some energy left over, they ought to spend it loving themselves, making themselves better people. True patriotism begins with loving and respecting yourself.”

There is certainly some stuff out there to make a “false” patriot’s blood boil, and a lot of it is racist.

One of my favourite bloggers over in Bejing, Mr Chris Waugh of bezdomny ex patria recently noted that

I thought Sinocidal had stopped posting…I thought wrong. They have continued the inevitable slide from “occasionally funny venting session” to “rarely funny and almost never useful vent if you’re a cynical expat unhappily stuck in China” to “stupid, boring and pathetic racist drivel”. Not that that slide takes particularly long… Anyways, such sites can kinda serve their purpose and are actually kinda useful in their early, frustrated and venting expat stages, but it really doesn’t take too long before they sink into the “I’m a superior Westerner stuck in inferior China” bullshit. I’m sitting here wishing I’d never clicked on that link I should’ve (and very early on intended to) delete from my bookmarks.

Well, yes…basically true…though I thought that enough of Sinocidal was witty and entertaining enough to merit checking it out from time to time.

But what to make of recent offerings like the following from MyLaowai?

Now, you may be of the opinion that I hold most Han Chinese in fairly low esteem. If so, you would be correct. Few groups of people in this world can collectively hold a torch to the Han, when the subjects are Greed, Spite, Sloth, Dishonesty, Cowardice, Arrogance, or any one of a hundred other sins.

One thing you can say is that he doesn’t mince his words. But when I read the following “Comic Poem“, I kind of wished I hadn’t…

I’ve been here more than fifteen years, it’s too late to go home -
I think the cancer’s got me in the stomach, lungs and bones,
And me nerves are all a shattered mess, and I’ve lost the will to live.
But with me final dyin’ breath this warning I will give:

Don’t come to Red China:
Land of sawn-off savage cunts.
The Women are cold-blooded monsters,
The Men retarded runts.
They always blame us foreigners
For all their stupid stunts.
So don’t come to Red China:
Land of sawn-off savage cunts.

Mr “MyLaowai” must be tall I guess, and it sounds like he’s proud of it. Still, as the psychiatrist once said of Basil Fawlty: “there’s enough for a whole conference here”, and I think he should be whisked away homeward by the men in white coats pronto. And the poem itself is about as funny as cancer.

But, nonetheless, I would still contend that if a Chinese person reads the poem and gets enraged by it, then that is an immature reaction. If somebody spouts shite about your race or your country on the internet then is it really such a big deal? There are times when you have to argue back and there are times even when you have to fight back, but rage at criticism all too often demeans the one being criticised and also gives the criticiser exactly the reaction they are looking for…something on their level.

I do think that an unfortunate character trait in some Chinese (some humans!) is a kind of prickly defensiveness about almost everything in their culture and an unwillingness to speak out anything that could possibly be construed as anti-Chinese when in front of a foreigner. So it’ll be interesting to see the reaction to some of my offerings in the course next semester.

And one more time as a gentle reminder and plea for help, please don’t forget my “list challenge”…what would be your top-ten (top 5? top 3 even!) of recent posts you think would be most edifying/interesting for Chinese readers.

Thanks muchly.

K

April 29, 2007

Where is the chinabounder?

Filed under: China, blogs — Kim @ 4:50 pm

Oh, what a bally bounder he is!

And where is he of late?

I definitely suspect that a lot of his sexual escapades are fantasy fulfillment. But if not, then it makes no difference… I mean I still respect his opinions, even if he does get laid/sleep around a lot.

And I loved his last post, “How to get fucked in China”.

And I was intrigued (and alarmed!) by the whole stupid scandal when he got picked on by some absurd rabble rousing psychology “Professor” with a SERIOUS case of “Physician heal thyself”.

And I worry for his safety.

It’s been more than a month since you posted. I miss you. Come back. Tell us you’re alright.

Yours aye

K

April 20, 2007

Why I like Yellow Wings

Filed under: China, blogs — Kim @ 5:46 am

First of all let me admit that I still can’t manage the fucking fonts on Wordpress, so please be patient with the font mish-mash…Post begins.

If you haven’t already, check out Yellow Wings http://yellowwings.sinocidal.com/ written by a Mr Meursault, who can rant with the best of them.

Here’s an early post (Friday, April 21st, 2006)

what I despise most, is how Chinese people preach constantly how foreigners in China must respect Chinese culture (I’m guessing totalitarian government, racism, and poor hygiene can be considered SOME sort of culture)

and he has more or less kept up that tone to this day. Huzzah! Good man! Sterling work! etc. But I notice from An Apology April 16th, 2007, that this week he seems to have overstept some mark…

If anyone has ever gone through this site, they’ll know that everything on this site is either made up or exaggerated in order to generate cheap laughs amongst my friends back home. This site is nothing more than that and is not to be taken seriously. The comments in the previous post about a certain somebody were in no way supposed to be taken as real or an insult on their character, and anyone who knows the person I’m talking about will know so.

Well, I can’t help wondering whether he shouldn’t be issuing a similar apology to those cynically “Han-dicapped” folk of China who he has lambasted and lampooned over the last two years? Any chance Meursalt?

But why do I like Yellow Wings?

It’s cynical, grumpy, misanthropic, fucking rude, and probably very offensive to some Chinese readers who don’t really get the mindset behind those first three adjectives, or who are nationalistic dickheads. In short, it seems it’s not likely to promote international harmony or world peaceBut who cares? The point is it’s funny.

When I read Mr Meursault’s Thursday, May 25th, 2006 account of his trip from Qingdao to Hangzhou by bus I kick a woman in the face; DVDs are stolen a few hours later I nodded along with his bilious fumings for a few paras and then came this

And to top it all off I had 500 Cuntminbi’s worth of DVDs stolen (most probably by the driver), and had to listen to the racist and childish laughter of the scum who “work” at Qingdao Bus Station as I tried to find out where they had gone.

Cuntminbi! I wonder if he coined that one? I snotted myself with laughter when I read that.

What would a Chinese reader make of it all? I don’t know for sure, but I think that if China wants to be internationally respected then the Chinese need to get a bit more cynical, ironic, and tolerant…and a bit less touchy. They need to be able to read Yellow Wings and laugh. Yes, make Yellow Wings required reading for all Chinese High School English lessons and promote world peace!